Today's to-do list sits before me like a bucket of odds & ends Legos. I know they're not going to fit together the way I want (too many flat pieces), and there's a fair share of cat hair, lint and Playdough mixed in to boot. Not a pretty mortar. But I have an audience, and I must build this raggedy fort no matter the aesthetics.
[applause]
From a connoisseur of the strangled metaphor (or perhaps simile), a hearty cheer! I like that one. :)
oh man, I was flinching while I throttled that bad boy too. But I was in a hurry and had to lay it down fast.