I cruised Safeway for lunch supplies today only to find that somebody with their dragon lady French manicured nails had played Itsy Bitsy Spider with 90% of the tomatoes in the produce bin. Blehhhhh. Why must people do that? Does it mean I'm not an accomplished fresh fruit connoisseur since I don't sink my fingernails into every piece of unpackaged food I touch? Whatever. I still prefer licking to test for freshness. It's so much less intrusive.
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