A) Preheat oven to maximum burn.
B) Grate cheese on large tortilla.
C) Put fixins in broiler.
D) Walk in other room to catch a 'couple' minutes of TNT programming.
E) .....
F) Panic in whatever way seems appropriate.
G. Grin sheepishly and scrub 2.25" of carbonized cheese off your wife's good pizza pan, while she stands behind you, arms crossed and toes tapping, with a look that could strip the varnish off a footlocker.
Excellent!
Submit this photo to Fark. Maybe they'll do a Photoshop contest with it.
Yum! I'll try this with my kids...
Wait, it'll be ok, really, just put some salt on it! ::rolls eyes:: Really, it can't be any worse than a microwaved cheese crisp.
Can I get a toast recipie now?
You left out a step:
G. Grin sheepishly and scrub 2.25" of carbonized cheese off your wife's good pizza pan, while she stands behind you, arms crossed and toes tapping, with a look that could strip the varnish off a footlocker.
Nail on the head, there, Brian. :)
But did she make you eat it after you got the look?