Setbacks
Well, I burned my first batch of popcorn in years today.
I am absolutely dumbfounded. It started popping like 30 seconds later than normal, and by the 2:02 mark when I normally hit the stop button, it was right at the peak of popping. So I got real fidgety, but I let it keep going a bit more. No good. I opened the door at 2:24 and -poof- the wincing odors wafted out like an effluvium of cremated gerbils. You cannot hide the aftermath of burned popcorn. I sulked back to the office, trying to piece together what went wrong. The oven said it was set on 'Hi' like usual. I had set the bag blue-side down--in the *middle* of the rotisserie. Although, I realized I *had* played with the package on the way to the oven, mooshing the cake of powdered, artificial butter inside the bag like when you compulsively pop plastic packaging bubbles. I usually don't do that, so maybe that's what set off the weird chain of events that lead to the burning. I won't do it again.
The first set of people to come down the hallway commented on it immediately. Grrrr. I tried to explain, but it was like "oh yeah, surrrre surrrrre". Cooking popcorn is a high risk venture. One must have a sturdy constitution.
Last night, I went with Giselle to a Culture Fair at her school. All the different classes had set up displays and dances and things from various cultures. So we cruised around and got little stickers put in her 'passport' for each land we visited. Giselle particularly enjoyed the life-sized igloo made of paper wrapped around a tent.
As we walked from class to class, I noticed that her school was most definitely a Macintosh school, but almost all of the computers were from like 1992. I was shocked. About 1 in 3 classrooms had a 2 or 3 year old iMac. But almost everything else was all-in-one LC and Performa models. I even saw a couple Apple IIe stations still plugged in and set up for use. I mean, it's not like the kids are sitting on dirt floors, with 6 kids per book or something. But it still gave me a sick feeling seeing what looks like to be a zero budget for computers in the past few years. And that won't get fixed anytime soon. The Flagstaff schools have a projected budget defict of six and a half million dollars next year. The teachers are probably going to get hit with a pay freeze or reduction and 86 vacancies could go unfilled. There's no way that new computers--Macs or otherwise--are going to fly in the midst of that. I asked Giselle's teacher about it, and she said they went from 2 computers to 1 in her class this year because there aren't any district resources available to fix technical problems. I hadn't volunteered in her class this year, and I've been feeling pretty ashamed about that. But if they don't mind outsiders futzing around with their Macs, maybe I can make some sort of measley contribution there.
Chris @ 12:06AM | May 19th 2003| permalink
Interesting point about the old Macs. I believe that this is one f the reason that many young people don't like macs. They have bad experiences with ancient ones in elementary school, and they think that what macs are. In my class the other day, a girl was fretting about preparing a PowerPoint presentation. She had been leant a 6 year old PowerBook, and couldn't stand how slow it was. "I hate Macs," she said. "They're so slow and hard to use." I asked her if she would prefer a 6 yr old PC notebook computer...
Jeremy @ 7:41PM | May 19th 2003| permalink
oy I know, I was pondering that too. It sort of sets up a cycle where like 6 out of 8 generations of kids per school district will hate Macs because of the horrible crusty experience they've had.
leanincowboy @ 11:36PM | May 24th 2003| permalink
I couldnt help but notice my initials "LC" are located in your message, obviously pertaining to somthing other than me. I must say I am shocked.
As for futzing with the Macs, I highly recommend not doing so, as you will no doubt be labbeled the "Computer Guy" and would be probably be getting 20 calls a month asking you to fix somthing or other...which would most likely be to 'reboot' the system.
Id suggest mentioning a $100 hourly fee ;)