Speech Impediments

By Jeremy Perez on October 24, 2002 12:22 PM | 3 Comments

Speech Impediments

I was just walking down the hallway with my freshly heated microwave lunch a couple minutes ago, and one of the gals that works down the hall from us says "Hi" as she's walking in her door. So what do I say back?

"Howdy doody."

What the heck? What is wrong with me? I bring myself to my knees with embarrassment far too often. Oh if only I could communicate in person like I'm using a keyboard: "blither blither yadda yadda"...oops...::delete delete delete::....::rewrite rewrite::

argh.

Jeremy

3 Comments

Jeremy | June 27, 2003 12:06 PM | Reply

obijuan @ 4:29PM | October 24th 2002

Heh, you should hire Ari Fleischer as your personal spokeperson. He'd call that "folksy".


Miguel @ 2:27PM | October 25th 2002

WAZZZZZZZZUP!

Janet | January 22, 2004 3:02 PM | Reply

Why don't you just say hi and start talk regular to her.

Janet | January 22, 2004 3:03 PM | Reply

hay everybody wut's going on

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