Addictive personalities
I'm starting to develop boredom issues with Subway sandwiches. I find myself cheating with Burritos Fiesta and Jack in the Box tacos a lot more often these days. Heheh...Amanda can't fathom how I can eat Jack-in-the-Box tacos. Come to think of it, I can't either. They use a slice of American cheese for pete's sake, and the BeefProduct™ is ground so fine, it could be gravy. But there's just something tasty about it that keeps me coming back. I think they use a finer grade of grease additive than most folks, for one thing. Plus, to pass the time while waiting in the drive-thru line, you can glance to your left at the crisped loogies on the wall, and fascinate yourself with the various strata that define cold and flu season from spring allergy season.
Still, Subway takes Visa debit cards, and that's what makes the grade 80% of the time, plus you can imagine that you're being health conscious by eating there. Never mind the fact that you better not get any cheese or mayo if you want to be heart healthy, and oh by the way, the 12" subs are for tubbies.
Oh man, I've been tripping out over the new Doritos Xtreme chips. We are definitely walking the fine line between unhealthy and deadly levels of sodium, MSG and FD&C Red 40. Those suckers are absolutely caked in the stuff. It's so potent that getting it off your fingers isn't the usual lick'em off or wipe on your pants procedure, it actually soaks through the epidermis like benzene and leaves a permanent red tattoo on your fingertips. Yum Yum.
Strange. I'm having this sudden urge to rearrange my cubicle for some reason. Glutamate poisoning! Gah!
Limbic system duped.
Bag of Doritos exudes
Poison liniment
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