I've been trying to get published on the Starwars.com website for months now. They have a Photo Captions contest each week that is absolutely hilarious. This week's picture had me rolling laughing thinking about the possibilities, and since there's no way I'm going to get published this week or any other week, I'm sticking them here.

1) MARK! So help me! You rip another one of those and I'm corking you shut with this blaster. You hear me?

2) LUKE! How many times I gotta tellya slipping TurboLax in Chewwie's coffee ruins the trip for EVERYBODY!

Yes, juvenile AND scatalogical, but I can't help but think the picture begs for it.

Jeremy