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February 16, 2004

Walk Without Rythm

Alrighty, a couple progress notes:

1. Dvorak typing speed is up to 49 wpm @ 98% accuracy. :: golf clap ::

2. As of this weekend, I've lost 21 lbs. since October.

Now, first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, I have to be careful lest I float up and crack my head on the ceiling. And when I leave the house, I can cross a patch of freshly fallen snow, lithe and nimble as the wind, leaving nary a mark of my passing. I am like Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice video. The gravity boots are really coming in handy.

3. Still not sporting a six-pack.

Also, a couple touching search queries that lead to my site recently:
1. will a DUI get me fired
2. what do nictating women do to men

Posted by Jeremy at February 16, 2004 1:07 AM