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September 20, 2002

Complaint Department

Complaint Department

So I've obviously been having some issues with the tp dispensers here at work. I attached that request to the bathroom cleaning checklist. It's so stinking frustrating trying to grab a few squares of paper only to have little bits rip off in your hand because the rolls are mashed together like a refugees in a cargo box. So you have to give up and use the huge county-fair sized roll in the overhead dispenser that's the same consistency as a paper grocery bag. Argh. So far, no results. We had a little laugh the other day about everybody bringing their own roll of tp to work and carrying it under their arm everytime they head to the john. Heheh. Rich said there really shouldn't be any shame in that. TP is a commodity in many parts of the world. Yep. We can send a man to the moon, but I have to choose between sandpaper or a handfull of confetti-sized fluff when I'm at my most vulnerable.

Man this is weak. I need to get some better material.

Jeremy

Posted by Jeremy at September 20, 2002 12:48 PM